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Apple cores and bacon fat, Milk you poured out for the cat. He likes the string that ties the roast, And relishes hot buttered toast. Hide your chocolates, he's a thief, He'll even eat your handkerchief! And if you don't like sudden shocks, Carefully conceal your socks! Leave some soup without a lid, And you'll wish you never did. When you think he must be full, You'll find him gobbling bits of wool. Orange peel or paper bags, Dusters and old cleaning rags. This dog will eat anything, Except for mushrooms and cucumber. Now what is wrong with those I wonder? - James Hurley
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