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Auto Acronyms
What car names really stand for:

AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW: Big Money Works
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

-- By Joseph Ruffo

More car names:
JEEP: Just Expect Essential Parts
MG: Might be Good
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac




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